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Orange Freak complains Biden Administration protecting his safety

Convicted felon former President Trump on Monday threw a tantrum on Truth Social over his Saturday Wisconsin rally being moved indoors due to a shortage of Secret Service manpower during the United Nations General Assembly, posting “Kamala and Sleepy Joe are going out of their way to make it difficult for me to Campaign. We had one of the biggest crowds I’ve ever seen on Saturday, in Prairie du Chien, Wisconsin, where a terrible migrant crime was recently committed, and we ended up having to use a 750 seat theater, having to send away more than 50,000 people. They were unable to give us Secret Service protection commensurate with the crowd, because they had to protect the President of Iran, who is doing everything possible to kill me, at the United Nations event. We complained ‘like hell,’ but there was nothing we could do.” So he’s admitting weakness.

“I only hope all of those people that were turned away will blame the Creeps from the Harris-Biden Administration, namely, the Opposing Party, that did this to them. IT WAS A DISGRACE! The 750 people had a great time, but I’m going to make it back up to those in Wisconsin that were forced by Harris to waste their time. We will get back up to Wisconsin very soon, and we’ll get to a venue that can handle all of them, probably an outside area. If it weren’t for politics, they would have had no problem supplying us with Secret Service Security,” Trump continued in the meltdown.

First off we’re pretty sure Trump’s autocratic buddies like Benjamin Netanyahu, Viktor Orban, Andrzej Duda, and the rest of them were in town too and the Secret Service would still be there protecting them even if the Iranian president stayed home. Second, lol at the “more than 50,000 people” sent away and that he hopes they “will blame the Creeps from the Harris-Biden Administration, namely, the Opposing Party, that did this to them,” as if the (not even close to 50,000) would-be rallygoers weren’t already 100 percent definitely fucking voting for Trump before they couldn’t get in to see him openly dreaming of making “The Purge” happen in real life.

Actually that would be pretty funny if some of those hicks were so mad at Trump that they couldn’t get into MAGA rally they blamed him ended up voted for Robert F Kennedy Jr instead.

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