WATCH LIVE: Tester vs Sheehy in Montana

Must-win Democratic Montana Senator Jon Tester will face his douchebag Republican challenger Tim Sheehy in their final battle in front of Big Sky State voters on Monday night.

Giuliani endorses Kamala Harris

WATCH LIVE: Tester vs Sheehy in Montana

Syrian state TV propagandist reportedly killed in IDF airstrike

On 100 birthday, Carter doing more to help homeless than GOP

Debate loser says they’re too rigged for him to do another

Letcher County, Kentucky sheriff Mickey Stines retires

Pete Rose fails to cheat death

Biden calls out Trump’s bullshit

Alpha takes the job seriously

New ballot dropbox bolted down so MAGA mayor can’t hide it again

Biden touts plunging violent crime rates

Orange Pussy squirms away from MSNBC reporter’s questions

Georgia judge rules state’s six-week abortion ban unconstitutional

USPS carrier maces MAGA Michigander enraged over Harris mail

WATCH LIVE: Orange Demagogue capitalizes on tragedy

Justice Department conducting election day dry run in Alaska

Springfield factory owner got death threats for employing Haitians

Demented old codger thinks photo was “staged”

“They’re constantly criticizing our nominee for president”

Harris campaign paying for “RINO” endorser’s home security cams

Jim Jordan noticeably not saying where he’s been the last few days

Orange Freak complains Biden Administration protecting his safety

Nancy Mace issues statement on Hurricane Helene

WATCH LIVE: Biden addresses nation on Hurricane Helene

More hurricanes possibly on the way: NHC

Top Arizona leaders agonized over “non-citizen” voter shitshow

Baby Goebbels wants less talk, more paper towel throwing

Springfield mayor says he hasn’t heard from Jaydee yet

NYC Orthodox Jewish leaders backing Cuomo for mayor

Surprise! Pro-Trump counties by far more reliant on “socialism”

New York Times op-ed board prints urgent plea not to unsubscribe

Eric Adams hires C-list MAGA lawyer

North Carolina officials say they want help, not campaign stops

Boris Johnson planned military raid on Holland to get COVID vaxes

Former Arizona GOP Senator endorses Harris/Walz

WATCH LIVE: Orange Felon screams at cult in Pennsylvania

Marine Le Pen may be completely screwed in 2027 election

Orange Satan prays to the Archangel Michael for protection

More than 60 dead across South after Hurricane Helene

Senator Stepford Wife (R-AL) decries IVF’s use as a political football

Rasmussen polls even more of a scam than originally thought

Tom Emmer lies to anchor’s face and says JD Vance is “very likable”

US fighter jets pew-pew ISIS and Al-Qaeda targets in Syria

Former Florida Republican Congressional candidate charged with threatening to kill opponent, ’cause why not?

Surprise! Republicans and Dems split on Electoral College: polls

Debate Loser again denies he’s filing lawsuit against ABC’s Muir

Big Trucks, Big Fun, Sick Burn!

Harris leads in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Nebraska’s 2nd: NYT polls

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCIII

Horologists largely agree: Trump’s watches are Chinese-made crap