Trump Bibles made in country where distributing them means jail

The Associated Press confirms what everyone suspected: Infamously anti-trade with China candidate Donald Trump’s newest grift, leather-bound “God Bless the USA” bibles that include the founding documents of the United States, are actually printed in China.

AP reviewed shipping records documenting 120,000 of the “God Bless the USA” books coming into US ports in February and March. The documents set the total value of the shipment at $342,000. Trump is selling the books for $59,95 each, meaning that if the print run sells out at full retail price, Trump, one-hit milker Lee Greenwood, and the publisher would net $7 million.

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