WATCH LIVE: Trump stupidly rallies in Coachella

Before this moron takes the stage at about 8 PM EDT there’s also a “Hispanic Roundtable” in California featuring a whole lot of white people with Hispanic last names.

WATCH LIVE: Trump stupidly rallies in Coachella

Team Orange responds by not releasing Donald’s health summary

White House releases summary of Harris’s (good) health condition

“Retarded”

Ketamine Brain uncancels Ken Klippenstein

Veep to release medical records

Harris 49 – Trump 45 in Pennsylvania: NYT poll

Jupiter’s Great Red Spot moving

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCV

Boeing tosses 10% of workforce out the door

Neo-Nazi falls spectacularly from pinnacle of movement

Virginia voter roll purge challenged by Justice Dept

NZ special extra value review: Chicken Big Mac + The Apprentice

Justice Department sues Virginia for voter purge

Woman found out about husband’s OnlyFans habit $135,000 later

WATCH LIVE: Orange Hitler campaigns in Colorado

Messiah promises salvation come January 20th

Cornel West disqualified in Pennsylvania for good

MAGA Congressman tells fans to flood FCC with complaints

Mark Milley fears a court-martial from new Trump Reich

NASA trying for Europa Clipper launch after Sunday

Musk throttled JD Vance oppo upon Trump campaign request

John Solomon reports FEMA covering up hurricane control tech

Orange Slob automatically assumes Black man voting for him

HUGE! Kamala Harris joining Charlamagne Tha God next week

Tourists rescued from Colorado gold mine tour

Looks like all the MAGA boners are going to boycott Vogue now

Harris leads in Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, and Wisconsin: WSJ poll

Trump loses Nobel Peace Prize to Japanese anti-nuke org

Milton death toll rises to at least 15

Asked at town hall, Harris struggles to list any Trump virtues

Calm down. Be nervous. Calm down. Be nervous.

NOAA dumped climate change believer into eye of hurricane

WATCH LIVE: Harris-Walz “Rally Across America”

Congress concerned US alcohol research skewed by teetotalers

CHOP surgeons separate conjoined twins

Judge Chutkan orders Trump DC evidence unsealed next week

“Alright, alright, yall got skillz… But watch THIS”: Axios to The Hill

New Jersey MAGA asshole pleads guilty to wrecking Islamic center

Sure sounds like Jack Smith is about to dump a shit ton of evidence

New York Post reports creators of fantasy universe where sounds are audible in the vacuum of space have gone too far this time

Fat Bear Week champ sort of avenges cub’s death

New York Republicans would campaign on Eric Adams, buuuuut…

WATCH LIVE: Trump sits for “Detroit Economic Club” interview

CNN now proposing Trump and Harris do separate town halls

Aussies still unsure why drunk guy crashed helicopter into hotel

Former Georgia election workers settle with Gateway Pundit

RFK Jr’s mom dies, possibly from the COVID-19 vaccine

“Experienced a job loss due to unfair firing” voters a key demo: poll

Orange Loser complains about CBS editing interview he didn’t do