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Noem’s side thang ordered by Trump to stay in New Hampshire

Alleged batterer and Republican South Dakota Kristi Noem’s male mistress Corey Lewandowski is under orders by the Republican standard-bearer, convicted felon Donald Trump, to stay in New Hampshire to try to flip the state in the upcoming presidential election, CBS News reports.

Although he continues to make appearances at campaign rallies, Trump reportedly told Lewandowski that his “sole focus is to win New Hampshire.”  Campaign leaders Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita may have demanded Lewandowski’s ouster from the main campaign after accusing LaCivita of misusing campaign funds and calling for an audit.  We’ll note that the candidate himself faces a half-billion dollar civil penalty for financial fraud and sentencing hearing for 34 convictions of falsifying company paperwork to cover up a tryst he had with a porn star while he was cheating on his mistress while his wife cared for their newborn son.  Y’know:  “family values.”

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