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WATCH LIVE: Biden Fright House Halloween Spooktacular!

Old Man Biden’s going to lurch out of his coffin and give the children a ghastly fright before handing out candy and reminding them that he’s a kind and decent president who cares about them

Then at 7 PM EDT that wicked witch Kamala Harris will ride her broom into a rally in Wisconsin!

And so will a fat old man wearing a pumpkin costume.

Sitting in a garbage truck on the way to this one of his “love fests” a reporter asked Trump if he owed Puerto Ricans an apology for Sunday’s shitshow to which the demented old bastard said “I love Puerto Rico. And Puerto Rico loves me. I don’t know anything about a comedian. Nobody has done more for Puerto Rico than me. Nobody gets along better with Puerto Rico. They love me and I love them,” and “I don’t know anything about the comedian. I don’t know who he is. I’ve never seen him. I heard he made a statement but it was just a statement that he made. He’s a comedian, what can I tell you? I know nothing about him.” So doesn’t sound like there’s an apology coming.

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