Categories
Uncategorized

Trucks full of Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila jacked in Texas

“Celebrity chef” Guy Fieri and former Van Halen lead singer Sammy Hagar’s tequila brand Santo Spirits is out nearly $1 million in product after two trucks loaded with 24,240 bottles were hijacked in Laredo, Texas on November 9th, Fox News reports on a massive failure by Gov Greg Abbott and Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton to protect American businesses from criminal gangs.

A rep for Hagar told Fox News that “it appears this was an organized crime effort where the trucks were illegally double brokered to different carriers who transferred the product to their trucks,” after crossing the border into Texas with “the Santo Blanco and Reposado as well as a specially made Extra Añejo, which was created over the course of 39 months,” is what Fox wrote verbatim, lol.

“For a growing company like Santo, it’s really a shame for something like this to happen in the middle of our strongest year to date and right before the holidays!” said Hagar, who may or may not have told the truckers they can’t drive 55 if they want to make it to Flavortown without getting jacked.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Horseplaying in the street ends tragically for real this time

22 mins ago

Markwayne concedes Hegseth and Gaetz may not have Senate majority, gets annoyed Dems confirmed LGBTQ Biden nominees

2 hours ago

Trucks full of Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila jacked in Texas

3 hours ago

Mike Johnson walks back most of Trump’s campaign promises

4 hours ago

Hegseth paid off sexual assault accuser

17 hours ago

Pharma stocks took a beating on Friday

1 day ago

Fox and Friends B-team defend their dude’s Nazi-ish tattoo

1 day ago

MAGA Muslims already unhappy with Orange Ayatollah

1 day ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CC

2 days ago

Rudy turns over watches, car to Georgia election workers

2 days ago

Cantaloupe’s crew reconsidering Fox’s latest abuser for Pentagon

2 days ago

Blondi to bark at reporters in White House press briefing room

2 days ago

Fox urges failing chains to close before January 20th

2 days ago

Johnson commands Ethics Committee to bury Gaetz report

2 days ago

Mike Pence swings in to oppose RFK Jr nomination

2 days ago

“Look, Matt Gaetz is a brilliant legal mind”

2 days ago

Steven Cheung considers Pete Hegseth rape matter closed

2 days ago

Nancy Mace ready to spank the monkey testing lab in her state

2 days ago

Four Canadians burned alive last month because Tesla doors stuck

2 days ago

Future First Lady-in-exile debuts new digital grift

3 days ago

Leading US import making big impact with Caribbean Islanders

3 days ago

This is so much better than a veto

3 days ago

Roadkill expert to lead Trump HHS

3 days ago

Four arrested for insurance fraud after biologist determines it was a guy in a bear suit that ripped up Rolls Royce’s interior, not a bear

3 days ago

Cornhole wants to see House Ethics report on Matt Gaetz

3 days ago

Veteran anchor weighs in on Trump’s unconventional cabinet picks

3 days ago

The Onion wins Infowars auction

3 days ago

“Stop shit like this”

3 days ago

Premature explosion ruins date with Brazilian Supreme Court

3 days ago

The Horror

4 days ago

Rudy lawyerless

4 days ago

Joint Chiefs on chopping block: report

4 days ago

Matt Gaetz resigns

4 days ago

FBI raids Polymarket founder’s home

4 days ago

Oklahoma school district failed to protect LGBTQ student who later committed suicide, federal investigation finds

4 days ago

Say hello to Attorney General Rapey McForehead

4 days ago

“Uncommitted” asshole pleads with Biden to do something now

4 days ago

China relieved to see Little Marco lead State Department

4 days ago

John Thune elected Senate Majority Leader

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Washington invaded by otherworldly forces

4 days ago

Orange Hitler tells House GOP to figure out how he can run in 2028

4 days ago

Melania unlikely to move into the White House

4 days ago

Ohio Republican seeks to ban colleges from asking for pronouns

4 days ago

Jones ally to offer 7-figure bid for Infowars at auction

5 days ago

Elect a clown, get a circus

5 days ago

“The only thing I could think of when I heard that Trump won was that my mom is coming home”: psycho Capitol rioter’s daughter

5 days ago

Michiganders “protest” local Diary of Anne Frank performance

5 days ago

Boaters forced to endure Disney cruise after catamaran sinks

5 days ago

Britain devastated by deer outbreak

5 days ago

Regular guest on Ancient Aliens lands exciting new job

5 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x