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Mehmet Oz to run Medicare and Medicaid for Trump Reich

“I am very pleased to nominate Dr Mehmet Oz to serve as the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) Administrator. America is facing a Healthcare Crisis, and there may be no Physician more qualified and capable than Dr Oz to Make America Healthy Again. He is an eminent Physician, Heart Surgeon, Inventor, and World-Class Communicator, who has been at the forefront of healthy living for decades. Dr Oz will work closely with Robert F Kennedy Jr to take on the illness industrial complex, and all the horrible chronic diseases left in its wake,” announced convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Tuesday, hiring the TV doctor from New Jersey who lost the 2022 Pennsylvania Senate election to John Fetterman as his go-to guy on public health spending.

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