With convict felon President-Elect Trump watching from the launch site in Texas on Tuesday, ketamine brained billionaire Elon Musk’s SpaceX Starship rocket splashed down in the Gulf of Mexico rather than attempt to dock with its “catch” harness structure, the Washington Post reports.
“We accept no compromises when it comes to ensuring the safety of the public and our team, and the return will only take place if conditions are right,” SpaceX said in statement on the failure to impress the fat fuck, though he probably didn’t even understand what was actually happening.