The Texas Supreme Court on Friday ruled that Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton won’t have to sit for a deposition in the the long-running lawsuit brought by former lieutenants who said he had fired them in retaliation for blowing the whistle on his crimes, the Texas Tribune reports.

Fucked up story short: Paxton actually waved the white flag in this lawsuit, saying he agreed not to contest it, the whole point of that being he did not want to go under oath in the deposition and be questioned about his crimes. A trial judge said not so fast, you lazy-eyed piece of shit, ordering Pax to sit regardless of whether he was putting up a defense. The case made it to the Lone Star State’s Supreme Court, but Paxton’s petition wasn’t docketed until after fellow degenerate criminal now-President-Elect Trump for reasons still unknown demanded that the court shield Paxton from the deposition. Fully aware of the appearance of impropriety, the court went out of their way to claim that Trump’s Truth Social post had nothing to do with them granting certiorari to Paxton.

We doubt they’re even going to bother now that Paxton and Trump both got what they wanted here, that Crooked Kenny doesn’t have to plead the Fifth or otherwise implicate himself in this case. Also extremely unlikely is the reason why Trump thought it important enough to intervene on something that, as far as we know, had nothing to do with him personally. It is entirely possible that Trump was simply being “altruistic” and rewarding Pax’s past loyalty with the shout out. But really any other scenario raises the possibility that the fat fuck could somehow have been implicated too – for what we can’t even begin to speculate. Well it sure sucks for us that Paxton escaped it, huh?

In related news, Paxton on Friday announced he’s opening up an investigation into the World Federation of Advertisers for the crime of boycotting spending on ketamine-brained billionaire Elon Musk’s social media shithole over his allowing of hate speech and conspiracy garbage.