Categories
Uncategorized

Orange Lord showers his golden glory upon replacement for Gaetz

“Jimmy Patronis, Chief Financial Officer for the Great State of Florida, has done a tremendous job as CFO, where he also serves as the State’s Fire Marshall, and as an important member of the Florida Cabinet. I hear that Jimmy is now considering launching a Campaign for Congress in Florida’s 1st Congressional District! A fourth generation Floridian from the beautiful Panhandle, and [blah blah blah]… Should he decide to enter this Race, Jimmy Patronis has my Complete and Total Endorsement. RUN, JIMMY, RUN!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Monday.

What did Patronis do to earn this coveted honor? Our guess is when he announced he wanted to set up a fund that would cover Trump’s legal bills with taxpayer money. That probably did it.

UPDATE 11/25/2024 1:09 PM EST: Patronis accepted, tweeting “Put me to work, Mr President! I am ready to serve,” thus for a long time, probably forever, closing the door on a Gaetz comeback.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Mallory McMorrow to launch Michigan Senate bid

48 minutes ago

Fat idiot admits he’s not actually in charge

2 hours ago

Stocks pare back losses after Sheinbaum works Trump

2 hours ago

New acting DC US Attorney vows to be Musk’s personal enforcer

3 hours ago

MAGA Land seeing multiple moves ahead in this 5D chess game

4 hours ago

Trump already caves to Mexico

5 hours ago

“He’s going to take care of us, just as he promised to do”

6 hours ago

US-Canada trade talks going great

6 hours ago

ICE releasing undocumented detainees from custody

7 hours ago

Dems planning to get their pound of flesh in funding talks

8 hours ago

British Columbia premier bans sales of booze made in Red States

10 hours ago

“We may have short term, some, a little pain”

20 hours ago

Wall Street Journal controlled by China: report

21 hours ago

Minoan-era cataclysm suddenly trending again in Greece

1 day ago

Eric Schmitt sort of admits Trump is a fucking mentally ill shitbrain

1 day ago

Punxsutawney Phil and Staten Island Chuck diverge again

1 day ago

Ketamine Brain sues Lego, Nestle, Tyson Foods, and others for not buying ads on platform filled with racist conspiracy theory bullshit

1 day ago

Transportation Secretary won’t share evidence of DEI scourge

1 day ago

President Dipshit already getting defensive over tariffs

1 day ago

Harris gets big applause at DNC meeting

2 days ago

Water expert proud of his underling’s accomplishment

2 days ago

Orange God Emperor to revoke legal status for 530,000 migrants

2 days ago

New York Dems looking to delay Stefanik replacement special

2 days ago

McDonald’s settles lawsuit against Latino scholarship program

2 days ago

Movie Night Friday: The Last Waltz

3 days ago

“Viral” social media douchebags running wild with “Trump voter”

3 days ago

FCC commands CBS to turn over Harris 60 Minutes interview docs

3 days ago

Canadian premier candidate urges 100 percent tariff on Teslas

3 days ago

“There could some temporary short term disruption”

3 days ago

Walking heart attack says tariffs will go perfectly fine

3 days ago

“Commander Cody, the time has come… Execute Order 66”

3 days ago

Federal prosecutors withdraw from investigation into Andy Ogles

3 days ago

Father of Blackhawk pilot sickened by Trump’s DEI bullshit

3 days ago

Dow drops about 200 points after tariff confirmation

3 days ago

Yay! More inflation!

3 days ago

Trump bans pronouns from federal employee email signatures

3 days ago

Deutsche Bank CEO says they’re not giving up on DEI programs

3 days ago

Tomb of French far-right’s founder vandalized

3 days ago

Chuck Todd scurries away from NBC

3 days ago

NYC Transit union offering $3,500 reward for info on suspects who made them look incompetent by stealing entire subway trains

3 days ago

MAGA Land shades Dems with such acerbic brilliance

3 days ago

Flying a helicopter safely not that complicated, president declares

3 days ago

Deportation flights from El Paso cost five times more than first class

3 days ago

“Suddenly, there’s some faint whiff of the old Trump 1.0-era resistance magic in the air,” writes Politico newsletter guy

3 days ago

Tennessee bill making it a felony to vote for sanctuary cities passes

3 days ago

Report: Rodent may not be omniscient

3 days ago

Crucial ingredients to life found in asteroid sample

4 days ago

“But the Biden Administration”

4 days ago

What’s the actual point of blaming “DEI” for the plane crash?

4 days ago

Orange Pharaoh says he’s moving ahead with tariffs

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x