Categories
Uncategorized

South Carolina Blasted Convict ordered Kentucky Fried Chicken

Condemned murderer Brad Sigmon chose original recipe Kentucky Fried Chicken, green beans, mashed potatoes with gravy, biscuits, cheesecake, and sweet tea for his last meal before his firing squad execution at Broad River Correctional Institution in Columbia, South Carolina on Friday, USA Today reports on the fast food chain getting some free advertising in a nationally-watched case.

“Brad’s death was horrifying and violent. It is unfathomable that, in 2025, South Carolina would execute one of its citizens in this bloody spectacle,” complained Signmon’s defense attorney, Gerald “Bo” King, adding that Signmon’s request for a few extra buckets of the fried chicken so “he could feed the men locked up with him” on death row “was denied” for unspecified reasons.

Sigmon, sentenced to death in 2002 for the gruesome baseball bat murders of his ex-girlfriend’s parents, Gladys and David Larke, had chosen to die by firing squad rather than the default lethal injection or the electric chair given the possibility of botching either, making him the first US inmate to be executed via the method since 2010. The inmate was strapped to a chair, blinded with a hood, and a doctor placed a target over his heart. Three corrections officers then took aim with rifles, all firing live rounds (traditionally one or more of the men on the firing squad is supposed to be given blanks so none of them truly know who did it) and Sigmon was pronounced dead at 6:08 PM.

Too bad he didn’t choose the electric chair. Headline would’ve been snappier.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Iranians attack Singaporean cargo vessel

1 hour ago

Crowd size now fun to lie about again

2 hours ago

Rick Scott urges Americans to see past the facts and evidence

4 hours ago

Supreme Court rules lower courts cannot block TPS revocations

5 hours ago

Federal judge nukes Trump election executive order

6 hours ago

Arizona food bank demand up 8 percent since last year

7 hours ago

Seat of global power uses “mutilization” in official communication

8 hours ago

Venezuela earthquake death toll at least 164

9 hours ago

Orange God Emperor cancels landmark bill signing

1 day ago

Dan Sullivan sues to run against Dan Sullivan

2 days ago

MAGA Congressman assumes Trump has evidence of pool plot

2 days ago

Iranians now even more better off than they were a year ago

2 days ago

UK cuffs thousands with alcohol ankle monitors during World Cup

3 days ago

Amphibians do eat algae, so maybe Trump’s onto something here

3 days ago

Cocaine Mitch’s staff insists he’s still alive

3 days ago

Axios reports Maine Dems have a growing mess on their hands

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Scared grownups surround tantrum-prone toddler

3 days ago

Federal judge nukes Regime subpoenas to Walk, Frey, Ellison

3 days ago

Detroit transit safety officer fired for complaining about bus driver effing supervisor on job, other top official drunkenly chasing pigeon

3 days ago

Comer still dumber than the sow he lost his virginity to in 1989

3 days ago

Dem leads Iowa Senate race 47 to 45 percent: poll

3 days ago

Alan Greenspan’s lifespan is over

3 days ago

Fox News reports they got her now

3 days ago

Keir Starmer officially announces resignation

3 days ago

Heard and McDonald Island’s baby seals clubbed hard by bird flu

4 days ago

President to sue treasonous criminals

4 days ago

Mountain Dew marketing team still has their edge

4 days ago

Baby duckling found dead in National Mall reflecting pool

4 days ago

Iranians walk out of negotiations after Trump threats

4 days ago

Fox News reads bellicose comment by deranged, elderly viewer

4 days ago

Fat toddler all but admits he’s ordering “Reflecting Poll” arrests

5 days ago

Texas woman killed when self-driving Tesla plows into home

5 days ago

Regime arresting people for taking National Mall pool paint chips

5 days ago

Orange mental patient doubles down on Italy lie

5 days ago

Newsmax guy pretty butthurt over inconsequential Trump failure

6 days ago

Scientology seizes control of public street

6 days ago

Hegseth minion tells Congress $80 billion needed to cover Iran war

6 days ago

Orange Scumbag slurs his way through some event: Live video

7 days ago

Trump threatens Americans with a good time

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee subs in for Karoline on lying duty, again

1 week ago

Hunter Biden wins big at Supreme Court

1 week ago

Mad Fuhrer issues signature all-caps bunker rant

1 week ago

BREAKING: UFC terror attack plotter a Mexican DACA recipient!!!

1 week ago

Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

1 week ago

“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

1 week ago

Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

1 week ago

“Incensed by the dissent”

1 week ago

You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

1 week ago

Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x