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Fat bastard celebrates resignation of guy he appointed

“The resignation of Christopher Wray is a great day for America as it will end the Weaponization of what has become known as the United States Department of Injustice. I just don’t know what happened to him. We will now restore the Rule of Law for all Americans. Under the leadership of Christopher Wray, the FBI illegally raided my home, without cause, worked diligently on illegally impeaching and indicting me, and has done everything else to interfere with the success and future of America. They have used their vast powers to threaten and destroy many innocent Americans, some of which will never be able to recover from what has been done to them,” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Wednesday, going on for considerably longer hailing Kash Patel as the answer to all his self-inflicted problems, but fuck him and his persecution complex.

Also, not like we need to point this out, but the FBI had nothing to do with his impeachments.

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