“Damian Williams, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, and James E Dennehy, the Assistant Director in Charge of the New York Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (‘FBI’), and Jessica S Tisch, Commissioner of the New York City Police Department, announced the return today of a three-count Indictment charging ALON ALEXANDER, OREN ALEXANDER, and TAL ALEXANDER (the ‘ALEXANDER BROTHERS’), with sex trafficking offenses. The defendants were arrested this morning in the Southern District of Florida and will be presented in federal court in Miami, Florida,” says a Justice Department press release.

The release states that from “at least in or about 2010, up to and including at least in or about 2021, the ALEXANDER BROTHERS worked together and with others to engage in sex trafficking, including by repeatedly drugging, sexually assaulting, and raping dozens of female victims. The ALEXANDER BROTHERS, who reside primarily in New York and Miami, Florida, have considerable social and financial connections, including through OREN ALEXANDER and TAL ALEXANDER’s positions as prominent real estate agents focused on ultra-luxury markets. The ALEXANDER BROTHERS used their wealth and prominent positions in real estate to create and facilitate opportunities to sexually assault women. To carry out and facilitate their sex trafficking scheme, the ALEXANDER BROTHERS used deception, fraud, and coercion to cause victims to travel with them or meet them in private locations for various trips and events. The ALEXANDER BROTHERS and others identified women to invite to these events through, among other things, social media, dating applications, in person encounters, or through the use of party promoters who would recruit women for these events.”

Further down there’s mentions of copious supplying of date rape drugs and other narcotics to the victims to either knock them out or get them high as shit so the brothers – two-thirds of whom are listed as registered Republicans (the other one’s “unaffiliated“) – could more easily overpower them.

And they’re not the “Property Brothers” from the douchey reality show on HGTV or whatever the hell stupid cable channel it is. Here it’s a generic term that we don’t mind confusing our readers with.