Amid convicted felon President-Elect’s Trump’s lengthy rant to reporters on Monday, the fat bastard variously said he’s opposed to the polio vaccine mandate, called Chinese communist dictator Xi Jingping an “amazing guy,” vaguely implied he believes the drone sightings are alien spacecraft, and wouldn’t answer questions about whether he’ll blanket pardon all of the Capitol rioters and what he’s going to do to Gaza if the hostages aren’t released before January 20th.