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“No one says, ‘Damn, this guy’s a fighter'”

Several sources on convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s crew of scumbags and sycophants tell Politico that the Orange God Emperor’s patience with lowly supplicant House Speaker Mike Johnson is as thin as Trump is fat due to Johnson’s failures to fulfill unrealistic legislative demands.

“The president is upset – he wanted the debt ceiling dealt with,” a Trump minion said, explaining how Trump felt “blindsided” by the initial spending deal – even though Johnson claimed, probably honestly, that he had been in constant contact with Donald’s team before Elon Musk blew up the bill.

And then, to make it look like he was reasserting control, Trump decided he wanted the debt ceiling bumped up or eliminated altogether, leading to the collapse of both the bill and quite possibly Johnson’s chances of retaining the gavel just 10 days from now. “No one thinks he’s strong. No one says, ‘Damn, this guy’s a fighter,'” said another mushroom polisher of Mike Johnson.

It’s almost like Johnson could have looked at what happened to Paul Ryan, Kevin McCarthy, Mike Pence, and so on to realize that it will never be enough. Ever. There will be no peace, no safety, no self-respect for those toiling at the mercy of the pornstar-fucking tyrant’s petty whims.

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