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Orange Warlord demands UK, Europe clean up his mess for him

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the US, we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the USA won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated.”

“The hard part is done. Go get your own oil!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday.

The “buy from the US, we have plenty,” was an especially nice touch given the demented old idiot’s failure to understand that would further raise prices for Americans already pissed at $4 gas.

“The Country of France wouldn’t let planes headed to Israel, loaded up with military supplies, fly over French territory. France has been VERY UNHELPFUL with respect to the “Butcher of Iran,” who has been successfully eliminated! The USA will REMEMBER!!!” Donald continued ranting.

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