If convicted felon President-Elect Trump posting some dipshit’s Newsmax editorial titled “Boris Epshteyn Has Proven Loyalty to Trump, Nation” in the middle of a Thursday Truth Social binge is any sign, it appears that the sexual assaulting, crypto scamming, accused felon longtime MAGA lawyer is out of the doghouse after a perilous stretch last month in which Epshteyn was nearly knifed by rival supplicant Elon Musk and under some laughable “internal investigation” for simply doing what Trump’s crew does best and engage in corruption by charging fees for access to Donald.
Good for Boris, that unlovable bald scamp, him. Seemed pretty touch and go there for a bit.
Especially given that Trump waited almost the whole goddamned month to share the op-ed written by New York Young Republicans Chair Gavin Wax – a cultist whose fanaticism would make the Ayatollah roll his eyes – which says “detractors have come out of the woodwork to snipe at Epshteyn. Perhaps they do not appreciate his tough, direct style. Perhaps they underestimated him and his proximity to President Trump,” after Boris took heat from others at Mar-a-Lago for charging Treasury Secretary nominee Scott Bessent and one or two other would-be future reichsministers $100,000 a month to get to the front of the lines for audiences with the Orange God Emperor.