Chris Sununu still just really fucking sucks at this

Man does New Hampshire Governor Chris Sununu fucking suck at defending convicted felon President-Elect Trump and his incoming reich. “He’s so rich he’s removed from the potential financial influence,” is his defense of Ketamine Brain’s influence over the Orange Caesar. Jesus Christ, lol.

Cybertruck explodes into flames outside Trump Tower Las Vegas

Shamsud Din Jabbar named in New Orleans terrorist attack

WATCH LIVE: New Orleans officials update press on deadly attack

New Orleans suspect likely rented truck in Texas, IEDs were “viable”

Ten dead in vehicular attack in New Orleans

Happy 2025 from National Zero!

Legopocalypse Now: 10 injured in Massachusetts display collapse

Canadian Liberals call on Trudeau to quit

Fanboy Congressman lauds House GOP as enlightened, utopian, civilized in contrast to Dems’ authoritarian nightmare under Pelosi

Tired old degenerate complains Democrats doing their jobs

South Korean court approves Yoon sedition arrest warrant

Canadian traitor willfully submits to dumbass American fascist

Loan shark sues Mike Lindell

MAGA Land got smacked in the Johnson

Too little, too late, too racist, too scary, too gothic, and so on

Jill Biden makes campaign stop in Tallahassee: Florida newspaper

Low Energy Greg offers condolences to Rosalynn Carter

Charlie Kirk warns of “media operation” mirroring his previous ones

Orange Jesus endorses Jesus Dork for Speakership

“Freedom of expression also includes the greatest nonsense”

Nearly half of GOP voters want undocumented put in camps: poll

Fox News reports major progress in battle to reshape America

Orange Felon rages over Kevin McCarthy’s failures

Jimmy Carter has died

Colorado cops think guy was trying to rob bank but aren’t sure

“Shark grabs some Italian for lunch” is right there but, you know

Lawler sides with Team “American workers are subtards”

Bigfoot hunters found dead in Washington forest

Chris Sununu still just really fucking sucks at this

MAGA Land feeling like this isn’t MAGA Land anymore

Florida train defeats fire truck

“Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face”

Scott Brown considering another non-Massachusetts Senate run

Stephen Miller threatens California officials

Movie night Friday: Limitless

CNN thinks Trump meant to message Elon

Mediaite reports Mediaite founder urging media to comply with regime in order to restore their credibility with media consumers

Toddler just wanted to see if there were any toys inside volcano

“As church attendees escorted him from the building, he attempted unsuccessfully to strike several individuals with a whiskey bottle”

Loomer back and posting stupid shit already

Homan “waiting to see what Congress” will fund for deportations

Jerkoff Walmart delivery driver sued

Lawyer says he can prove Pete Hegseth was framed for climbing on strip club stage, it was someone else from Koch astroturf group

South Korean assembly impeaches prime minister

WATCH LIVE: MAGAlyn Manson commiserates with Nazi slob

New York Post outraged over Times Square Applebee’s location jacking up prices for special New Year’s Eve celebration package

NASA solar probe doesn’t melt on close flyby of the Sun

Fox News propagates smug self-cocksucker’s sanctimonious take

Orange Shitbrain acting strange on his lame social media platform

New Mexico man’s heartwarmingly hilarious Christmas Eve Walmart adventure ends in arrest on felony aggravated burglary