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Fanboy Congressman lauds House GOP as enlightened, utopian, civilized in contrast to Dems’ authoritarian nightmare under Pelosi

Calling the current House GOP caucus an environment in which the “free flow of ideas and thoughts and open voices” thrive without fear of “retribution or authoritarian-style leadership like they had under Pelosi,” is um, sort of technically accurate-ish, in theory if you look at it strictly through the lens of contrasting with Nancy Pelosi’s command. On one hand she did squash Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s bid to lead Oversight Dems, which was shitty and not at all an isolated incident of her exerting control, even when Hakeem Jeffries now leads the conference. The other side of that is you have to be really fucking daft to say that Pelosi’s iron fist did not produce results. She got historic legislation passed with that same majority margin that Kevin McCarthy couldn’t even last a full year in the Speakership, thus it’s plain that what this assclown calls “authoritarian” is simply competence.

Looking at it not strictly through that lens, the claim “there is no fear of retribution or authoritarian-style leadership,” is just… lol. Let’s just go ahead and paste in the sentence “Many Republicans did not want to put their names to criticisms of Trump – who is well known to try to exact retribution against GOP critics – with others dodging questions about his comments entirely” without linking the article or even dating it because the utter lack of any other context is the actual point here. It could’ve been from any single political news story on any single day out of the last decade.

Also the “free flow of ideas” and “we have a much better society” lines are hysterical too. Great way to tell everyone you prepped for the interview by reading the first two sentences of Wikipedia’s article on the Age of Enlightenment without telling everyone you prepped for the interview by reading the first two sentences of Wikipedia’s article on the Age of Enlightenment.

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