Categories
Uncategorized

Fanboy Congressman lauds House GOP as enlightened, utopian, civilized in contrast to Dems’ authoritarian nightmare under Pelosi

Calling the current House GOP caucus an environment in which the “free flow of ideas and thoughts and open voices” thrive without fear of “retribution or authoritarian-style leadership like they had under Pelosi,” is um, sort of technically accurate-ish, in theory if you look at it strictly through the lens of contrasting with Nancy Pelosi’s command. On one hand she did squash Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s bid to lead Oversight Dems, which was shitty and not at all an isolated incident of her exerting control, even when Hakeem Jeffries now leads the conference. The other side of that is you have to be really fucking daft to say that Pelosi’s iron fist did not produce results. She got historic legislation passed with that same majority margin that Kevin McCarthy couldn’t even last a full year in the Speakership, thus it’s plain that what this assclown calls “authoritarian” is simply competence.

Looking at it not strictly through that lens, the claim “there is no fear of retribution or authoritarian-style leadership,” is just… lol. Let’s just go ahead and paste in the sentence “Many Republicans did not want to put their names to criticisms of Trump – who is well known to try to exact retribution against GOP critics – with others dodging questions about his comments entirely” without linking the article or even dating it because the utter lack of any other context is the actual point here. It could’ve been from any single political news story on any single day out of the last decade.

Also the “free flow of ideas” and “we have a much better society” lines are hysterical too. Great way to tell everyone you prepped for the interview by reading the first two sentences of Wikipedia’s article on the Age of Enlightenment without telling everyone you prepped for the interview by reading the first two sentences of Wikipedia’s article on the Age of Enlightenment.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Migrants a tuberculosis and measles risk: Team Orange

6 minutes ago

Coast Guard commandant was given three hours to move out

7 hours ago

Pizzagate asshole wants Project 2025 shitbag martyred

9 hours ago

“Harris left a vacuum by not visiting Michigan families impacted by US-supplied bombs to help create a permission structure”

12 hours ago

Orange Warlord commands DHS to deny visas to trans athletes

13 hours ago

Doctor in trouble for giving cat a computed axial tomography scan

13 hours ago

Blondi doesn’t want to talk about food and gas prices

15 hours ago

Georgia GOP renews effort to end open primary system

15 hours ago

North Dakotans informed of short, fat sex offender’s address

15 hours ago

Maybe

16 hours ago

Team Ketamine gains access to Medicare payment systems

17 hours ago

Maryland federal judge blocks Trump birthright citizenship order

18 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Another dysfunctional House Oversight shitshow

19 hours ago

Philippines veep impeached over threats to assassinate president

19 hours ago

Florida man escapes fatal crash scene by climbing onto semi

19 hours ago

Michael Jordan’s son informs cops that he’s Michael Jordan’s son after drunkenly turning Lamborghini SUV onto train tracks

20 hours ago

Alex Soros has too much influence over Dems, declares Elon Musk

20 hours ago

USPS abruptly reverses China parcel policy

21 hours ago

Gazans not thrilled by Trump proposal

22 hours ago

(Snappy headline about where this was headed goes here)

1 day ago

Trump’s America: $40,000 worth of eggs stolen in Pennsylvania

1 day ago

Tired: Greenland, Wired: Gaza

1 day ago

Idaho man made powerful secret ring to steal shit from Walmart

1 day ago

Mangione hires death penalty expert lawyer

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Corrupt, genocidal autocrats high-five each other

2 days ago

Greenland parliament considering ban on foreign campaign donors

2 days ago

USGS still monitoring Hawaiian volcanic eruption, for now

2 days ago

FBI agents sue to block Trump purge

2 days ago

British policewoman faces charges for drunkenly groping other male cops while now ex-boyfriend, also a cop, was present in pub

2 days ago

Migrants headed to Guantanamo for internment

2 days ago

MAGA Congressman: Economic pain will defeat ChiCom fentanyl

2 days ago

Bobby Brainworms advances out of committee

2 days ago

President guarantees nominee will cure autism

2 days ago

Waffle House offering special price on eggs

2 days ago

Texas man terrified his undocumented dad may be deported

2 days ago

Frau Ingraham gently calls Trump a weakling

2 days ago

New Pentagon spokesman dropped 2022 Pennsylvania GOP Senate bid after judge found allegations of domestic abuse credible

2 days ago

NYPD nabs two teenage subway train joyriders

2 days ago

Fox News reports Blue State illegally defying Red State

2 days ago

ChiComs hit US oil, coal, LNG with tariffs, investigating Google

2 days ago

FBI’s X-Files unit fear getting snagged in Trump’s Capitol riot purge

2 days ago

#MAGA #WINNING #MAGA #WINNING #MAGA

2 days ago

Trudeau also says Trump caved

3 days ago

Mallory McMorrow to launch Michigan Senate bid

3 days ago

Fat idiot admits he’s not actually in charge

3 days ago

Stocks pare back losses after Sheinbaum works Trump

3 days ago

New acting DC US Attorney vows to be Musk’s personal enforcer

3 days ago

MAGA Land seeing multiple moves ahead in this 5D chess game

3 days ago

Trump already caves to Mexico

3 days ago

“He’s going to take care of us, just as he promised to do”

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x