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Orange Warlord reminds House GOP he’ll be watching TV all day

“Good luck today for Speaker Mike Johnson, a fine man of great ability, who is very close to having 100 percent support. A win for Mike today will be a big win for the Republican Party, and yet another acknowledgment of our 129 year most consequential Presidential Election!! – A BIG AFFIRMATION, INDEED. MAGA!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Friday, ahead of the big vote.

No idea what the hell “129 year most important election” is supposed to mean, but otherwise his intent is pretty clear: The fat fuck wants zero problems for certifying his win on Monday and he will bring a world of shit down onto whoever he doesn’t like if they don’t vote for Jesus Dork. At the same time, as soon as Trump learns that the House Republican majority could simply vote to modify the chamber’s rules and allow the certification to proceed without a speaker – or elect an “acting” one – he’ll realize he doesn’t need Johnson and that’ll (probably) be the end of “MAGA Mike.”

Donald also posted “The UK is making a very big mistake. Open up the North Sea. Get rid of Windmills!” at 12:18 AM while linking a November article about some American oil company pulling out of the region because of “windfall” taxes. “US oil firm Apache has announced plans to exit the North Sea because the windfall tax has made its UK operations ‘uneconomic,'” said a local British chamber of commerce’s article, its wording raising the very strong possibility that the orange fucking idiot believes “windfall” taxes means the oil producers have to pay to help install windmills or something, just like how he almost certainly thinks “asylum” claimants are from insane asylums.

Worth noting that Britain’s wind power infrastructure literally works too well, that operators have to disconnect them on the windiest days because the loads could fry the country’s electrical grid.

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