Orange Felon demands FBI preserve documents on DEI office

“We demand that the FBI preserve and retain all records, documents, and information on the now closing DEI Office – Never should have been opened and, if it was, should have closed long ago.”

“Why is it that they’re closing one day before the Inauguration of a new Administration? The reason is, CORRUPTION!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Thursday, while linking to some stupid Mediaite story that wasn’t even the original reporting about the DEI office shuttering.

“Threat assessment” on Tesla contradicts “coordination” bullshit

Vicious coatimundi angrily attacks hiker for interrupting him from vandalizing car and yeah there’s an animal called a coatimundi

OH NOES! TRUMP JUST DISENFRANCHISED SO MANY VOTERS!

Fox News host accuses Dem of using Signal mess for partisan gain

Mosquito control company warns big mosquito season incoming

Orange Asshole signs order declassifying “Crossfire Hurricane”

Jew-hating transphobe deeply offended

Ken Paxton sends stern letter to “Islamic mega city”

Reich halts green card processing for refugees

Nancy Mace overdid it on the MAOIs

Consumer confidence continues to shrink like a little mushroom

Chicoms hold virtual job fair for DOGEd federal employees

Nine Montana Republicans sink anti-illegal immigrant employee bill

Hegseth was warned to stop using Signal

WATCH LIVE: Really poorly-timed Senate hearing for Tulsi and pals

Jim Jordan wrestles out of impeaching federal judges

Donald Trump Susan Collinses Mike Waltz

Biden secretly laid the trap for Waltz and Hegseth: Tom Cotton

Mad rush to get those tax cuts for the wealthy in before a recession

Justin Eichorn single again

Waltzing into unemployment

Breitbart calls out false, hypocritical, sin-promoting Christian

MAGA Reich demands names and ethnicities of college protestors

McMorrow undorses Schumer

Pete Hegseth should make a community notes drinking game

Japanese court orders Moonies church dissolved

What about Hillary Clinton’s emails?

White House commands Social Security admin to kill phone service

Look, lady, my mouth’s like sandpaper and the shakes won’t stop so follow me to Tiki Tom’s and ask your fucking questions there, okay?

Seattle idiot threw tossed personal files with child porn in dumpster

Republican Party’s social media team circles back to afterthought

Orange Tyrant pulls Mayorkas’s Secret Service detail

MAGA Land feeling strong 👊🇺🇸🔥 vibes

“You will come away proud that these are the leaders”

Louis DeJoy quits

Former Media Matters reporter launches House bid

False flag reported at Austin Tesla dealership

Fake propaganda bad again

Nonagenarians urged to apply for free shitty cinnamon whisky

Dream of New Durr-sey ends

WATCH LIVE: Incompetent dumbasses hold important meeting

Morons running country invited Atlantic editor-in-chief to encrypted chat group to discuss the strikes on Houthis

Dems are so fucked: Axios

Fox News reports Chuck Grassley’s dementia getting worse

Parking lot lawyer to take big important federal prosecutor job

Team Orange takes DOGE purge to Supreme Court

Hardcore Trump fanboy tries to mow down libs at Tesla dealer

Supreme Court rejects NYT v Sullivan overturn bid

Snow White tanks at box office, MAGA media celebrates

Greenland preparing cold welcome for Usha Vance and Mike Waltz