Alcoholic shitbrain Rudy Giuliani was supposed to be in federal court Thursday in Manhattan to testify in his defense in a trial over whether victorious defamation plaintiffs Ruby Freeman and Shae Moss are entitled to his Yankees World Series champ rings and some other valuable possessions to satisfy the $148 million judgment the former Georgia election workers won against him in 2023.

But he's not there, according to Inner City Press's Matthew Russell Lee, who writes that Judge Lewis Liman has adjourned court until 1pm, by which time Rudy will be four hours late. If he shows up.

Meidas Touch's Ron Filipkowski pointed out that at 10:44 AM EDT, when Rudy was already 1 hour and 44 minutes late, he posted a clip of his dog… At Mar-a-Lago. "Vinny loves hanging out at Mar-a-Lago, but he's ready to spend a lot more time in Washington, DC over the course of the next four years in support of his favorite President-Donald J Trump!🇺🇸" Rudy wrote in the tweet.

National Zero has written over the years that this or that utterance or transgression would be it, that a judge would toss Rudy in the clink for contempt, only for more straws to suddenly materialize after what had seemed was the last one. So instead of "OH THIS IS IT, RUDY'S SO FREAKING SCREWED THIS TIME, FOR REAL" let's instead just note that this does appear to be the first time Captain 9/11 outright fucked off from appearing and without any explanation. And might be in Florida.