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Newly-pardoned Capitol rioter newly-dead after being shot by cop

An Indiana MAGA insurrectionist should’ve complied with police. Fox 32 Chicago reports 42 year-old Matthew Huttle was killed by a Jasper County Sheriff’s deputy during a traffic stop on Sunday, just six days after he was pardoned for four misdemeanors he’d been hit with for entering the Capitol during the January 6th, 2021 riot incited by convicted felon President Trump.

Huttle had done six months and was released last July. It’s not clear why he got a relatively stiff sentence on misdemeanors others had gotten probation for, but it might’ve had something to do with that he had accompanied his uncle, 64 year-old Dale Huttle, to the riot. Per the Justice Department, Uncle Dale had “approached the front of a crowd of rioters with a long wooden flagpole in hand. He wielded the flagpole at officers, striking at least two officers. Approximately 30 minutes later, he became involved in another altercation in which he appeared to grab an officer’s baton, as he yelled ‘Surrender!'” so yeah, he was convicted on felonies and now back out on the streets.

Further details of Matthew’s demise were unavailable, specifically whether he had pulled a gun on the deputy or tried to ram him with his car or if he got blasted while reaching for his registration. At the same time, Huttle was already out of the clink before Trump pardoned him and then this confrontation occurred. Both of those two data points are to say that the MAGA propaganda-industrial complex doesn’t have to be thanking Jesus that it’s Huttle on a slab and not a cop.

However it took all of SIX DAYS for one of these guys to fuck up. Are we even going to make it until Valentine’s Day before one of the rioters Trump freed from prison does straight up kill a cop or a white sorority girl or does something terrible that’s going to vindicate certain predictions?

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