WATCH LIVE: Blondi's first press conference

Tuesday is White House Press Secretary Karoline “Blondi” Leavitt’s first press conference. Should be fun as she “battles” the “leftist, agenda-driven propaganda” in the legacy media.

Seb Gorka basically tells egg price voters to go fuck themselves

Former Taco Bell manager faces trial over unlawful firing

Habba shades Kayleigh McEnany for some reason

Mr Greatest Economy Ever blames the Fed

MAGA Reich may soon drop case against Eric Adams

Menendez sentenced to 11 years in the joint

Orange Dumbass thinks Hamas was building bombs with condoms

White House rescinds Trump freeze on funding

Like they didn’t know how it was going to go for Bobby

BREAKING: ELON MUSK NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Tesla investors want to know if CEO is a Nazi

WATCH LIVE: Bobby Brainworms faces confirmation hearing

Supermarket massacre by man named “Sanchez” not in news

Washington Examiner: “Trump inherits bleak economic landscape”

Middle East’s savior to sign order deporting “antisemites”

Mike Pence tries to rope Senate GOP away from Bobby Brainworms

Oklahoma state school board approves “papers, please” rule

Surprise! The “$50 million in condoms for Gaza” story is bullshit

Axios “battlegrounds” illustration maybe just a tad simplistic

Orange Fatass still making shit up about water

USDA predicts egg prices to go up another 20 percent

Doomsday clock nudged again

Hegseth pulls Mark Milley’s security, orders investigation

Heavy metal found near site of fucking righteous fire

Federal judge blocks Trump funding fuckery

Stephen Miller simply oozes masculinity and confidence

Paul Pelosi hammered out quick sale of Nvidia stock before crash

Medicaid down for non-maintenance

Grassley and Durbin meow at Trump over IGs getting fired

WATCH LIVE: Blondi’s first press conference

Caroline Kennedy undorses Cousin Bobby for HHS

MAGA Congressman wants first graders to work for school lunches

Johnson tells House GOP debt ceiling lift unlikely

Danish museum says come check out their fossilized puke

“Never bow down to a tyrant”

Whitmer passes on Senate run

Low-star power MAGA “media analyst” frustrated with “narrative”

Vast majority of Greenlanders oppose US annexation: poll

Michigan Dem Senator Gary Peters to retire

Noem was armed and ready to take out any illegal chihuahuas

Politico gently warns Trump there might be actual consequences

California fire plaintiff obtains video of power lines arcing

Tucker claims Biden tried to have Putin assassinated

Fox News weirdly uses “MAGA insurrectionist” in story lede

“Enjoy the water, California!!!”

Orange Caesar frees wanted suspected pedophile from prison

Native born career criminal suggests deporting less wealthy ones

California Dems intro bill allowing fire victims to sue Big Oil

Scott Bessent confirmed US Treasury Secretary

Mike Johnson pre-disowns price spikes from tariffs