"Commander Cody, the time has come... Execute Order 66"

“The purge is bigger than first understood, we are told, and includes more than 20 heads of FBI field offices, including the ones in Miami and Washington, DC,” tweeted NBC News’s Ken Dillanian on Friday following up a previous report on top FBI leaders promoted by now-former Director Chris Wray being ordered to resign/retire or face demotion and reassignment to the parking garage.

Oh and nobody cares if you don’t get the headline. You should watch Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith instead of complaining that it’s so inscrutable and weird for a story about an FBI purge.

FCC commands CBS to turn over Harris 60 Minutes interview docs

Canadian premier candidate urges 100 percent tariff on Teslas

“There could some temporary short term disruption”

Walking heart attack says tariffs will go perfectly fine

“Commander Cody, the time has come… Execute Order 66”

Federal prosecutors withdraw from investigation into Andy Ogles

Father of Blackhawk pilot sickened by Trump’s DEI bullshit

Dow drops about 200 points after tariff confirmation

Yay! More inflation!

Trump bans pronouns from federal employee email signatures

Deutsche Bank CEO says they’re not giving up on DEI programs

Tomb of French far-right’s founder vandalized

Chuck Todd scurries away from NBC

NYC Transit union offering $3,500 reward for info on suspects who made them look incompetent by stealing entire subway trains

MAGA Land shades Dems with such acerbic brilliance

Flying a helicopter safely not that complicated, president declares

Deportation flights from El Paso cost five times more than first class

“Suddenly, there’s some faint whiff of the old Trump 1.0-era resistance magic in the air,” writes Politico newsletter guy

Tennessee bill making it a felony to vote for sanctuary cities passes

Report: Rodent may not be omniscient

Crucial ingredients to life found in asteroid sample

“But the Biden Administration”

What’s the actual point of blaming “DEI” for the plane crash?

Orange Pharaoh says he’s moving ahead with tariffs

Sam Bankrupt-Fried’s parents asking Trump for pardon

Charlie Kirk reports DCA air traffic controllers may have been Jewish, lesbian, Asian, or even shared an Ilhan Omar post once

FCC Reichsminister opens probe of NPR/PBS for naming sponsors

Panamanian president says canal sovereignty non-negotiable

Victim advocates decry suicides by accused sex offenders

Letitia James warns against egg price gouging

“That’s not a very smart question”

“Now we’re being pummeled with stories wondering why Donald Trump hasn’t brought down prices yet,” bitches MAGA columnist

Texas cops investigating mysterious cattle abduction incident

WATCH LIVE: K$H, Tulsi, Bobby Jr confirmation hearings

Aviation safety expert gets around to anodyne condolences

Sean Duffy walks away from question about FAA leadership

Team Orange still don’t know what the hell to do about tariffs

Newly-discovered asteroid has chance to hit it big in 2032: NASA

Indonesians waste precious luxury in protest at Malaysian embassy

K$H Bingo

“FLIGHTS SHOULD BE SUPERVISED BY THE BEST EMPLOYEES”

No survivors found after mid-air collision over Potomac in DC

Seb Gorka basically tells egg price voters to go fuck themselves

Former Taco Bell manager faces trial over unlawful firing

Habba shades Kayleigh McEnany for some reason

Mr Greatest Economy Ever blames the Fed

MAGA Reich may soon drop case against Eric Adams

Menendez sentenced to 11 years in the joint

Orange Dumbass thinks Hamas was building bombs with condoms

White House rescinds Trump freeze on funding