Yay! More inflation!

You heard it ladies and gents, Saturday is tariff day! Mexico and Canada is 25 percent tariffs, China is only 10 percent because Trump is so tough on the commies! MAGA! Winning!

“When you’re flying with your loved ones, do you pray that your airplane lands safely and gets you to your destination or do you pray that the pilot has a certain skin color? I think we all know the answer,” Leavitt also told reporters in response to a question about the new DEI shitshow.

Federal prosecutors withdraw from investigation into Andy Ogles

Father of Blackhawk pilot sickened by Trump’s DEI bullshit

Dow drops about 200 points after tariff confirmation

Trump bans pronouns from federal employee email signatures

Deutsche Bank CEO says they’re not giving up on DEI programs

Tomb of French far-right’s founder vandalized

Chuck Todd scurries away from NBC

NYC Transit union offering $3,500 reward for info on suspects who made them look incompetent by stealing entire subway trains

MAGA Land shades Dems with such acerbic brilliance

Flying a helicopter safely not that complicated, president declares

Deportation flights from El Paso cost five times more than first class

“Suddenly, there’s some faint whiff of the old Trump 1.0-era resistance magic in the air,” writes Politico newsletter guy

Tennessee bill making it a felony to vote for sanctuary cities passes

Report: Rodent may not be omniscient

Crucial ingredients to life found in asteroid sample

“But the Biden Administration”

What’s the actual point of blaming “DEI” for the plane crash?

Orange Pharaoh says he’s moving ahead with tariffs

Sam Bankrupt-Fried’s parents asking Trump for pardon

Charlie Kirk reports DCA air traffic controllers may have been Jewish, lesbian, Asian, or even shared an Ilhan Omar post once

FCC Reichsminister opens probe of NPR/PBS for naming sponsors

Panamanian president says canal sovereignty non-negotiable

Victim advocates decry suicides by accused sex offenders

Letitia James warns against egg price gouging

“That’s not a very smart question”

“Now we’re being pummeled with stories wondering why Donald Trump hasn’t brought down prices yet,” bitches MAGA columnist

Texas cops investigating mysterious cattle abduction incident

WATCH LIVE: K$H, Tulsi, Bobby Jr confirmation hearings

Aviation safety expert gets around to anodyne condolences

Sean Duffy walks away from question about FAA leadership

Team Orange still don’t know what the hell to do about tariffs

Newly-discovered asteroid has chance to hit it big in 2032: NASA

Indonesians waste precious luxury in protest at Malaysian embassy

K$H Bingo

“FLIGHTS SHOULD BE SUPERVISED BY THE BEST EMPLOYEES”

No survivors found after mid-air collision over Potomac in DC

Seb Gorka basically tells egg price voters to go fuck themselves

Former Taco Bell manager faces trial over unlawful firing

Habba shades Kayleigh McEnany for some reason

Mr Greatest Economy Ever blames the Fed

MAGA Reich may soon drop case against Eric Adams

Menendez sentenced to 11 years in the joint

Orange Dumbass thinks Hamas was building bombs with condoms

White House rescinds Trump freeze on funding

Like they didn’t know how it was going to go for Bobby

BREAKING: ELON MUSK NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Tesla investors want to know if CEO is a Nazi

WATCH LIVE: Bobby Brainworms faces confirmation hearing

Supermarket massacre by man named “Sanchez” not in news