Top DOGE resigns over racist posts

Top Elon Musk minion Marko Elez resigned from the DOGE team on Thursday after the Wall Street Journal asked the White House about his social media history, which included posts like “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity” and “Normalize Indian hate” from September 2024.

Weird how he quit. That’s not really a MAGA thing to do when caught being racist.

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