Newsmax reports they can only get so erect from tease

President Donald Trump on Thursday again teased the idea of a third term in the White House in 2028. https://t.co/uoDEbXlIWQ

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) February 7, 2025

Russian musician de-windowed

USAID is as dead as a 71 year-old Burmese refugee in Thailand

Kanye West celebrates victory in quest for more attention

Arizona legislators to take another swing at banning brass knuckles

“We screwed up but we’re not going to admit it”

Newsmax reports they can only get so erect from tease

Startup cancels $2.6 billion Georgia battery plant project

Cuomo 33 – Adams 10 in NYC mayoral Dem primary: Emerson poll

Plane with 10 people on board goes missing in Alaska

Jaydee put in charge of TikTok sale

“Walmart Melania” exploring run for governor: report

Farm boys edgy around both Don and Ron

Jake Tapper helpfully points out an inconsistency in the MAGAverse’s stance on editing in prerecorded interviews

Fugitive MAGA pedo arrested after Trump pardon and release

Top DOGE resigns over racist posts

Regime to clean house at Health and human Services

“I support what Elon Musk is doing”

Team Ketamine tells federal workers no guarantee on buyouts

House GOP still don’t have their shit together

D’Souz-in-law says he wasn’t calling for Ilhan Omar to be deported he was just saying America would be better off if she was deported

MAGA Reich sues Illinois Gov Pritzker for “obstruction”

Dems delay Patel nomination by a week

Panama’s president says US full of shit about canal transit deal

WATCH LIVE: Antichrist speaks at “Prayer Breakfast”

Santorini still shaking

Murdoch media empire touts end result of their product

Orange Hitler still serious about Gaza

Mob torches former Bangladeshi president’s home

Arab Americans for Trump Peace

Frau Ingraham reports unelected bureaucrat has opinion

Migrants a tuberculosis and measles risk: Team Orange

Coast Guard commandant was given three hours to move out

Pizzagate asshole wants Project 2025 shitbag martyred

“Harris left a vacuum by not visiting Michigan families impacted by US-supplied bombs to help create a permission structure”

Orange Warlord commands DHS to deny visas to trans athletes

Doctor in trouble for giving cat a computed axial tomography scan

Blondi doesn’t want to talk about food and gas prices

Georgia GOP renews effort to end open primary system

North Dakotans informed of short, fat sex offender’s address

Maybe

Team Ketamine gains access to Medicare payment systems

Maryland federal judge blocks Trump birthright citizenship order

WATCH LIVE: Another dysfunctional House Oversight shitshow

Philippines veep impeached over threats to assassinate president

Florida man escapes fatal crash scene by climbing onto semi

Michael Jordan’s son informs cops that he’s Michael Jordan’s son after drunkenly turning Lamborghini SUV onto train tracks

Alex Soros has too much influence over Dems, declares Elon Musk

USPS abruptly reverses China parcel policy

Gazans not thrilled by Trump proposal

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