Convicted felon President Trump rejected his longtime minion Corey Lewandowski’s bid to become Department of Homeland Security Chief of Staff, the Atlantic reports on the Orange Overlord personally nixing it knowing that it was Corey just trying to find a way to regularly fuck now-DHS Secretary Kristi Noem during work hours. Extramarital sex for me, none for thee.
Yet Corey found a way. “The president’s decision has not stopped Lewandowski from working closely with Noem in her new role, functioning as a traveling adviser while overseeing other employees in her office. The situation has alarmed some in Trump’s circle, who view Lewandowski as a chaotic presence, even by MAGA standards,” the Atlantic’s story continues, raising the important question of when, not if, Corey is taken out of the DHS building in handcuffs.