Full Hitler mode activated

“He who saves his Country does not violate any Law” posted convicted felon President Trump on Saturday, really doing away with whatever thin pretenses had still existed over these past weeks.

Bolsonaro indicted in 2022 coup plot

This is where a shit ton of people lose their Social Security

Thousands of precious eggs wasted in Oklahoma crash

Chicom military helicopter flies within 10 ft of Philippines plane

Fox News to air “documentary” on Karoline Leavitt’s triumph of will

Top DC federal prosecutor resigns abruptly after refusing order

Trump’s America: Major industrial fire spews toxic smoke

Judge orders Adams and SDNY prosecutors to appear

Florida anti-vaxxer/Taylor Swift stalker held by ICE after beating cop

Breitbart laying the consciousness of guilt on a little thick

Argentinian judge opens investigation into Milei’s crypto fuckery

Hochul to make decision on removing Eric Adams soon

DHS Secretary warns migrants to leave now or face deportation

NYU College Republicans president forced out for heinous thoughtcrime of expressing sympathy for Barron Trump

Next lunar probe landing at fucking 3:45 am EST on a Sunday

Free speech champions triggered over silly Nintendo meme

Delta plane crashes and flips at Toronto airport

Wacky mix-up in Florida hate crime

Four NYC Deputy Mayors to resign

“Yes dummy”

Shareholders lose $2.4 billion because CEO wasn’t seen with Xi

Reich pressuring Romania to let sex traffickers off the hook

The Washington Post is lying about us sending non-criminals to Guantanamo but we’re totally sending them to Guantanamo

Suspect who “destroyed the men’s bathroom” in public park sought

MAGA assclown intros bill making Trumpmas a national holiday

Elon Musk nominates personal enforcer to serve as DC US Attorney

Regime fires a shit ton of FAA employees

Turley says Homan’s threats “undermine” Jaydee’s “high ground”

Capitol rioter’s lawyer argues Trump pardoned child porn crime too

Milei accused of crypto “rug pull” in criminal complaint

Weyland-Yutani has the talent to tackle the xenomorph crisis

First Trump appeal hits Supreme Court

New York City bodegas now selling “loosie” eggs

White House plan for eggs apparently just blaming Biden

Constitutional law expert insists skeletons writhing underground

“Nobody’s gonna take advantage of Donald Trump”

North Carolinian flood victim agrees FEMA should be abolished

Tom Homan too chickenshit to send ICE after AOC

Alabamans informed Trump costing them $100 heating grant

Daily reporting on ICE arrests now monthly to “conserve resources”

“Two powerful successful handsome men”

Full Hitler mode activated

Cranky shark finally snaps at obnoxious, selfie-taking tourist

NYC to sue Trump Regime over $80 million FEMA “clawback”

Orange Chickenshit lets Israel handle his Hamas ultimatum

National Zero Off-Topic Friday: The other real Morrie Kessler

Reich DOJ finally moves to dismiss charges against Adams

Deadly California Cybertruck crash (probably) teen driver’s fault

MAGA octogenarian pleads guilty to shooting Ralph Yarl

Violent eruption possible in Palin family’s backyard again