Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Might want to bookmark this one

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Real-life version of Home Alone mostly pretty faithful

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Far right propagandist identifies huge waste of taxpayer dollars

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Russian asset loses his shit at Zelensky

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MAGA Land workshopping bird flu “plandemic”

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Newsmax reports it’s no longer okay to warn of “another 9/11”

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“Dealmaker” probably fucks up his own legislative agenda

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Republican-connected “Nikola” EV trucks files for bankruptcy

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TMTG and Rumble sue Brazil Supreme Court Justice De Moraes

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Kentucky Texas Fried Chicken

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Orange God Emperor pre-disowns resurgent inflation

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Zelensky says Trump living in a Russian “disinformation space”

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White South African farmers have “significant exposure” to tariffs

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Bolsonaro indicted in 2022 coup plot

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This is where a shit ton of people lose their Social Security

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Thousands of precious eggs wasted in Oklahoma crash

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Chicom military helicopter flies within 10 ft of Philippines plane

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Fox News to air “documentary” on Karoline Leavitt’s triumph of will

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Top DC federal prosecutor resigns abruptly after refusing order

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Trump’s America: Major industrial fire spews toxic smoke

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Judge orders Adams and SDNY prosecutors to appear

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Florida anti-vaxxer/Taylor Swift stalker held by ICE after beating cop

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Breitbart laying the consciousness of guilt on a little thick

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Argentinian judge opens investigation into Milei’s crypto fuckery

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Hochul to make decision on removing Eric Adams soon

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DHS Secretary warns migrants to leave now or face deportation

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NYU College Republicans president forced out for heinous thoughtcrime of expressing sympathy for Barron Trump

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Next lunar probe landing at fucking 3:45 am EST on a Sunday

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Free speech champions triggered over silly Nintendo meme

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Delta plane crashes and flips at Toronto airport

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Wacky mix-up in Florida hate crime

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Four NYC Deputy Mayors to resign

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“Yes dummy”

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Shareholders lose $2.4 billion because CEO wasn’t seen with Xi

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Reich pressuring Romania to let sex traffickers off the hook

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The Washington Post is lying about us sending non-criminals to Guantanamo but we’re totally sending them to Guantanamo

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Suspect who “destroyed the men’s bathroom” in public park sought

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MAGA assclown intros bill making Trumpmas a national holiday

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Elon Musk nominates personal enforcer to serve as DC US Attorney

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Regime fires a shit ton of FAA employees

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Turley says Homan’s threats “undermine” Jaydee’s “high ground”

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Capitol rioter’s lawyer argues Trump pardoned child porn crime too

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Milei accused of crypto “rug pull” in criminal complaint

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Weyland-Yutani has the talent to tackle the xenomorph crisis

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First Trump appeal hits Supreme Court

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New York City bodegas now selling “loosie” eggs

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White House plan for eggs apparently just blaming Biden

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Constitutional law expert insists skeletons writhing underground

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“Nobody’s gonna take advantage of Donald Trump”

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North Carolinian flood victim agrees FEMA should be abolished

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