Not the Epstein Files released

The Trump Administration on Tuesday released Not the Epstein Files, a trove of data on the investigations into a crime surrounded by myths and conspiracy theories. The non-Jeffrey Epstein files concern the uncle of a current Trump cabinet member who is big on using horse paste.

NITRO defeats Louisiana inmate Jessie Hoffman

UNLV professor thought she could escape Trump’s DEI purge

President deeply concerned judges stealing publicity from him

Not the Epstein Files released

Reich makes Social Security phone service cuts official

Who would ever have expected this guy to be a pedophile?

Border Patrol confiscated more eggs than fentanyl since October

Minnesota “TDS” bill sponsor catches online pedophile sting-itis

Convicted multiple murderer doing life in prison evidently less embarrassing of a partner than a reality TV ghost hunter

Modern Seneca of the GOP soars with utter vim and parsimony

Jim Jordan wants to wrestle with Biden-era prosecutors

Hedge funder calls on Ketamine Brain to DOGE himself from Tesla

White House and Kremlin sort of on the same page

Karoline Leavitt already eclipses Jen Psaki on Politifact checks

WATCH LIVE: Putin’s bitch to tell media how tough he was

Roberts meows at Trump over impeachment tantrum

Tesla molotov spree continues: at least five cars, one libtard burned

Nestle issues recall over “wood-like material” in frozen foods

More like Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent

Team Orange still don’t have April 2nd tariff plan ironed out

Orange Hitler demands “troublemaker,” “agitator” judge impeached

VoteVets ignoring Trump, going straight at Musk in new ads

Markwayne got mad because people found it believable

Ken Paxton getting closer to primary challenge vs John Cornhole

“Ceasefire” death toll rises to 413

Libtard hit with felony for spray-painting “FUCK ELON MUSK” and “TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS” on Illinois Tesla dealership

British government removes DVD rentals from inflation stats

Fox News reports Biden emboldened Houthis

Netanyahu Regime resumes bombing Gaza

Toronto excludes Tesla from EV incentive

“Wesley Scantlin has found himself in a puddle of trouble”

Grandma passively wants “Soros-funded” judges impeached

Leaked memo confirms what DOGE already denied

Hunter becomes the hunted: Trump pulls Secret Service detail

Kilmeade tells Fox fans who’s really responsible for DOGE fuckery

Fat bastard acts like April 2nd is Bastille Day

Luna non-denies story about Trump offering her his bed

Minnesota Republicans want “TDS” recognized as mental illness

Victim wonders what he ever did to deserve all this hate

Navajo code talkers erased from military websites

Violent situation at remote Antarctic base probably of Earthly origin

WATCH LIVE: Karoline Karnage at the White House

February retail sales data misses expectations

Houthi fuck do they think they are? No one challenges the narrative

Fanboy can hardly contain his erection for Tom Homan

No shit, Sherlock

Schumer book tour postponed

Certainty qualified with uncertainty

Reich claims expelled Lebanese doctor a Hezbollah sympathizer

Fox News reports “self-described veteran” kicked out of town hall