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Orange Baby still carrying on about Musk-Pentagon story

“‘Elon Musk will be briefed by the Pentagon about the USA’s top secret plans against China should there be a War,’according to the Failing New York Times, one of the worst and most purposely inaccurate newspapers anywhere in the World. Their FAKE concept for this story is that because Elon does some business in China, that he is very conflicted and would immediately go to top Chinese officials and ‘spill the beans.’ RATINGS CHALLENGED FAKE NEWS CNN immediately picked up on this absolutely ridiculous and false story, which is probably libelous, and went heavy with it.”

“Fortunately, nobody was watching! Maggot Hagerman, the really dumb ‘scammer’ who constantly writes about me for the Times, using anonymous, made up (nonexistent!) sources, and who I haven’t spoken to in ages, is a big part of the Scam. She lead the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax, only to realize that she was duped and got it wrong. She owes me a totally discredited Pulitzer Prize for her bad reporting. The Fake News is the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE… And Elon is NOT BEING BRIEFED ON ANYTHING CHINA BY THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, still having a meltdown over the New York Times and Wall Street Journal’s reporting.

The “Department of War” was renamed the Department of Defense by an act of Congress in 1947, so who knows what the hell kind of psychotic episode he’s having. Anyway, it’s one thing to be trying to shoot a story down, it’s another to be clearly freaking the fuck out over it the way Trump, Leon, Petey Pee Pants, that piece of shit Sean Parnell, and other propagandists have been since the story first broke. It’s like they’re mobilizing the Department of Defensiveness.

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