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“If this was the Biden administration would we ever know about it? Of course not. It would be completely covered up with help by the Atlantic. At least the transparency is real here” – The top comment on the New York Post story “Trump national security team messaged plans for Yemen strikes to Atlantic editor in chief in stunning breach,” posted Monday and that right there ladies and gents is an all-time great. Holy freaking shit, lol. The 110 percent ironclad unfalsifiability seems to be trending big these days. Also, what the hell kind of feckless chickenshit cope is “At least the transparency is real here”? Wow. It was the Atlantic being transparent about it, most certainly after some lengthy conversations with national security lawyers so Goldberg was playing it safe.

“If our government is using non secure app to conduct government business that is a problem unless the whole exercise is to get the information out as a deliberate leak” – Top comment on the Gateway Pundit’s article. Love how this asshole starts out principled and inflexible and then keeps the out handy that you know he’s going to end up using. The article itself is a riot, picking up where Jaydee questioned the Orange God Emperor’s judgment, with Jim “Pundit” Hoft writing “The chat itself, as recounted by Goldberg, is a masterclass in leadership. Vance raised legit concerns about timing and messagingโ€”proving heโ€™s a thinker, not a yes-manโ€”while Hegseth laid out the stakes: restoring freedom of navigation and reestablishing deterrence that Biden let crumble.” Hahaha, holy fuck.

“Looks like a pretty well thought out discussion and decision making. I see nothing wrong in the conversation. The real question is, were they trying to trap him or was someone trying to set up a leak from within the admin?” – Top comment on the Daily Wire story and Jesus Christ these people with their “5D chess” shit always having to QAnon-ify it everytime their heroes fuck up and fail.

“I don’t usually delight in others’ demise, but watching the democrat mole(s) get exposed then imprisoned for a long, long time is going to be a thing of beauty!” – Top comment on the Breitbart article titled “Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Launches Investigation into Leaks of Sensitive and Classified Information” posted on Monday. The article had nothing to do with the Atlantic leaks and it was actually about the freakout after the New York Times and Wall Street Journal printed their stories about Ketamine Brain getting a briefing on the Pentagon’s war plans with China. Breitbart got up this one about an hour after the Atlantic story broke. Great timing, lol.

“Who setup the chat and invited him? Deep suspicions on that person” – Top comment on the Right Scoop’s article, which says in the third sentence it was Mike Waltz who invited Goldberg. Still, mildest of props to this commenter for not trying to cope his way out of it.

“Well, it’s mistake. You know, we make mistakes. We all make mistakes, and I don’t know how it happened. It might have been, you know, a communication problem with somebody in the communications department. But, you know, you can’t put just blame on just one person, other than the fact that the person in charge that the Secretary, Pete Hegseth, he’ll get it corrected. And you know, that’s just part of transition and growing” – dumbass Tommy Tuberville to CNN’s Manu Raju.

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