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“Seriously considering moving to Peru if they deport her”

Wisconsin Trump voter Bradley Bartells, who doesn’t regret his decision even though it kind of got his wife Camilla Munoz arrested by ICE as they returned from their honeymoon earlier this month, tells Newsweek he’s probably going to end up in Peru if and when Camilla gets shipped back home.

“I’ve been seriously considering moving to Peru if they deport her, nothing is for certain yet, but it is in the back of my mind,” said Bartell, adding that it’d be hard on his 12 year-old son from a previous relationship. It’s not clear if Bartell means junior would be moving there with him.

Camilla “is doing ok,” in the ICE lockup, Bartell claims, adding “the publicity seems to be helping her keep her hopes up and keeping a positive attitude. It’s tough for her in there, we are doing our best but it is difficult to stay positive.” It’s not clear why he thinks the publicity is good when millions are mocking him for being a swing stater who had agency in dooming his lovely wife to deportation.

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