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German woman, 45, welcomes new baby brother

It had to be a little awkward for Don Jr to have a new baby half-brother when he was 29, from a stepmom who has only a few years on him. He's probably chatted about this with Lachlan Murdoch, whose half-sister Grace is also 30 years younger, ex-stepmom Wendi four years older.

There's a woman named Svetlana in Berlin who's got them beat though, as her new baby brother Philipp is 45 years younger. There's another difference and this story's so fucking wacky that it needed some kind of roundabout intro: It was Svetlana's mom, 66 year-old museum owner Alexandra Hildebrandt, who gave birth to Philipp, her 10th, per Fox News, citing German outlet Bild.

For her part Alexandra looks to be in extraordinarily good shape for her age, and told Bild she eats "very healthily, swim regularly for an hour, run for two hours, don't smoke or drink, and have never used contraception," and feels "like I'm 35." Philipp was born via c-section like most of his siblings.

It's not clear if Alexandra's descended from the product of some Nazi breeding program. Those were real and there's no way around it that their freakishly superior genetics are present in the populace today. Still get the sense that it's kind of "taboo" there to identify as having some Nazi selection.

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