Western civilization ended Tuesday in Wisconsin as liberal Judge Susan Crawford defeated former Attorney General Brad Schimel for a seat on the state Supreme Court, maintaining the 4-3 left majority on the bench, Cook Political Report’s Dave Wasserman projects in the moment that dooms all of society to darkness, according to drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk, who on Sunday warned fans that “the future of Western civilization is very much in the balance right now,” during a rally at which he handed out $2 million in bribes to them on top of like $20 million dumped into the race, lol.
More immediately, drunken asshole MAGA Congressman Derrick Van Orden and his fellow Wisconsinite Bryan Steil had warned they would probably lose their seats in the 2026 midterms due to an anticipated un-gerrymandering of the state’s maps in an upcoming case. “We both lose,” Van Orden told CNN’s Manu Raju. “So that’s why everyone’s paying attention to this on a national level”
Cheer up, democrats. You can’t lose anymore than three times today. That’s progress.
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) April 2, 2025
Also lol at this tweet by bunny costume guy. More reactions to come.