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Picasso Face 53 – Cornhole 28 in Texas GOP Senate primary poll

Screenshots posted by Russian-paid four-eyed penis Benny Johnson of a recent survey by Republican pollster Tony Fabrizio show corrupt piece of shit Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton up 53 to 28 percent over Senator John Cornhole Cornyn among Lone Star State Republican primary voters, a lead that increases to 70 to 14 percent on the “informed vote.” The screenshots number the first question at 29 and the second one at 46, meaning respondents were fed as many as 15 questions like “What would you think if you were told John Cornyn was rumored to have had sexual relations with a cow?”, “What would you think of him if it was an underage cow?”, “What if it was a particularly ugly underage cow?”, “Now what if it was a bull? (An underage, ugly, bull)” and “Did you know that Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is the only anti-Tren de Aragua candidate in the 2026 GOP Senate primary to have taken the homosexual rainbow fentanyl cartels head-on?” before they decided that Ken Paxton is the America First fighter Texas needs, not gay cowfucker John Cornyn.

Possibly more important than the findings and the content of the leading questions in the stupid poll is that it even exists at all, since Tony Fabs’s services don’t come cheap and only a well-funded GOP campaign operation is going to be in the market for them and then leaking it to douchebag closeted MAGA influencers like Benny Johnson – a strong indicator that Pax really is taking on Cornyn.

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