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RELEASE THE WATER, BIBI! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

One of the best and most beautiful parts of Israel is burning down to the ground. It’s ashes, and Benjamin Netnayahu should resign. This is all his fault!!! Seriously, Israeli voters should see the lack of sincerity, the dismissiveness, the dedication to pretentiousness, and the dereliction of care for the citizens of their great country. He has always demonstrated this. In every video. You cannot trust this kind of person with any role, and especially not one upon which their wellbeing depends. Bibi needs to be removed, before something worse happens there. This inferno is burning at levels that even surpass last night. This is not Government. If you are going to run a city or run a state, you have to take care of the basics, and that’s to make sure your fire and police departments are well-funded.

Ahem. Mad-libbed that copypasta from various Trump posts and the January 15th, 2025 Fox News article titled “Justine Bateman calls for Gavin Newsom to be removed amid LA fires ‘before something worse happens,'” to intro an actual situation in Israel as reported by CBS News Thursday.

It’s bad though as of yet not as deadly as the horrors folks in the Los Angeles area suffered in January. “It’s just very sad because we knew the weather, we kind of knew that would happen and still we feel like they weren’t ready enough with the big planes that can drop large amounts of water,” said local man Yuval Aharoni after he was evacuated from the city of Modiin, which sits on the northern edge of the wind-fueled inferno now threatening to burn eastward into Jerusalem.

Netanyahu warned that “the western wind can push the fire easily towards the outskirts of Jerusalem – and even into the city itself… We need to bring as many fire engines as possible and create firebreaks well beyond the current fire lines… We are now in a national emergency, not just a local one. The priority right now is defending Jerusalem,” but left out why he won’t just turn on the water from the Golan Heights to save the beautiful homes and real estate in Jerusalem.

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