The nerve of these people, reporting something so not-unexpected

It is an EXTREMELY BAD BREACH OF ETHICS that the @WSJ would publish a DELIBERATELY FALSE ARTICLE and fail to include an unequivocal denial beforehand by the Tesla board of directors! https://t.co/9xdypLGg3c

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2025

Ketamine Brain and his minions were understandably upset the Wall Street Journal had the temerity to print a story that a company that has lost 41 percent of its value in four months due to factors almost solely attributable to the deranged behavior of its principal would be looking for a new one.

The article’s so believable that they could’ve just made it up and the public would be none the wiser.

Regime probably regretting letting Bruna Ferreira out of the gulag

Truth Social alerts users to Obama Admin counsel’s Epstein ties

WATCH LIVE: Jeff’s friend may or may not actually talk to media

“Asian Wife Went With Her Dad’s Friend: A Cuckold Story,” and other interests of Pete Hegseth’s top advisor/mentor Eric Geressy

Oregon cop justified in shooting man holding up loose pants

RNC screaming “CONTEXT” over chairman Gruters’ grim outlook

Canuck biologists find orca and dolphin cooperation very common

Generous Florida patriot donates live hand grenade to Goodwill

Garcia hints that the worst is yet to come

Notice how some faces are not blacked out of Trump-Epstein pics

MAGA Land not as caught up on the news as they think

New York Post reports lawyer got what was coming

Judge blocks ICE from detaining Kilmar Abrego Garcia again

Tim Pool refuses to give cops video of supposed drive-by shooting

WATCH LIVE: Republicans praise their Orange Tormentor

Orange Idiot “pardons” Tina Peters

Kilmar Abrego Garcia released from gulag

Indiana state Senate rejects Trump gerrymander

Virginia grand jury no bills Letitia James indictment again

Jaydee demands unquestioning obedience from Indiana GOP

“When will I get credit for having created, with No Inflation, perhaps the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country?”: Orange Baby

Tennessee inmate executed just two weeks before Christmas

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s Khristmas Special

Noem cuts and runs from hearing

Dems demand DOJ IG “audit” all Epstein files to check for fuckery

Thune reaffirms commitment to GOP’s “blame Democrats” strategy

Eurocrats face visa revocation for crackdown on Musk Twitter

“Fake polls” just the wrong kind of fake for Orange Grandpa

WATCH LIVE: Dog murdering idiot testifies at House hearing

Trump job approval rating sinks to 36 percent: AP-NORC poll

Florida sues Starbucks for discriminating against guess which race

Doug Burgum says electricity prices are high in states without AI data centers, therefore data centers aren’t increasing costs

Regime preemptively threatening ICC if they don’t immunize Trump

Man started fires 350,000 years earlier than known: researchers

Jesse Watters already giving up on Republicans holding House

Philadelphia youth football players caught trying to shaft Dick’s

Blakeman ignored Trump’s command not to run for governor

WATCH LIVE: Trump hosts billionaire circlejerk at White House

Former “Real Housewives” star released from Club Fed

“France and Israel killed Charlie Kirk” evidently a bridge too far for the “Venezuela and China stole the 2020 election” crowd

First and Second Amendment under assault by fascist deep state

Jim Jordan forces House GOP to wrestle with reality on ACA

Jaydee runs clip of the actual economy stuff from Trump speech

Hegseth sends fighter jets to buzz Venezuela

Court orders Epstein grand jury materials released

WATCH LIVE: House GOP leaders complain about life’s unfairness

Judge rules in favor of Newsom, orders troops out of Los Angeles

Machado smuggled out of Venezuela

Tired: Pepe the Frog / Wired: Franklin the Turtle

Michigan Dem intros impeachment articles against Brainworms