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Orange Overlord fucks over Mike Lawler just because he can

“Congressman Mike Lawler is a Strong Champion, and Highly Effective Representative, for the Great People of New York’s 17th Congressional District! A true America First Patriot, Mike is fighting hard to Secure our Border, Grow our Economy, Create Jobs, Lower Taxes, Promote American Energy DOMINANCE, Support our Brave Military/Veterans and Law Enforcement, Defend our always under siege Second Amendment. Additionally, he is endlessly working to get the maximum SALT Deduction! Mike is doing an outstanding job representing the Hudson Valley, and all of New York.”

“Because of the excellent job he is doing, Mike has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election to New York’s 17th Congressional District – HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, emphasis added to the “17th Congressional District” part, because this could mean Trump’s trying to nudge the “moderate” Lawler away from a gubernatorial primary battle against his other chosen scumbag acolyte, Elise Stefanik.

Either way, Lawler’s such a friggin douche and is a prime target for Dems next year. He doesn’t need his opponent to be able to use a “complete and total” Trump endorsement in an ad during what’s going to be a bad year for frontline Republicans and yet that’s exactly what Donald just posted.

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