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GAO tells DOGE to fuck off

The Government Accountability Office on Friday informed staff to not speak or interact with any of the DOGE incels currently eyeing their building and they have kind of a strong leg to stand on with this given that the agency reports to Congress and is not in any way under the jurisdiction of the Executive Branch and anyone sent by Ketamine Brain would be trespassing, NOTUS reports.

“GAO was contacted by representatives of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), who sought to assign a team to GAO. Today, we sent a letter to the acting administrator of DOGE stating that GAO is a legislative branch agency that conducts work for the Congress. As such, we are not subject to DOGE or executive orders,” said the email sent by leadership. Maybe Elon should go complain to Mike Johnson and John Thune, see if they can pass legislation to abolish GAO.

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