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New Orleans jailbreak means fun-filled weekend for 11 inmates

A jailbreak at New Orleans lockup meant 11 inmates were out on the town to have a blast of a weekend chilling out in the Big Easy while cops and FBI agents (losers) were stuck at work trying to find them and kill their buzz, CBS News reports on the action comedy hit of the summer.

“A search for the individuals is currently underway, OPSO is working with local and state law enforcement agencies on the search to return them to custody,” said the Orleans Parish Sheriff’s Office in a statement. “We’re gonna get those punks back and have them scrubbing the toilets with toothbrushes before they can shake it up with some sexy ladies on the floor of Saint Lizard’s on Bourbon Street. And DEFINITELY before one of them can win the $5,000 dance competition prize and bail himself out!” the statement did not add. The inmates are considered armed and dangerous.

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