Cornhole hires LaCivita to reelection team

In what might be a “break glass in case of emergency” moment, “RINO” Texas Senator John ~~Cornhole~~ Cornyn has hired former Trump campaign manager Chris LaCivita to help him defeat Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton in what will be a hard-fought primary, Axios reports.

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