The Trump Regime has begun the widespread use of polygraph tests across multiple offices and agencies in an effort to flush out those leaking to the media, Reuters reports on what was once thought to be confined to the Department of Homeland Security has been implemented in at least the Departments Justice and Defense, and possibly the Office of Personnel Management as well.

Speaking to Reuters, but on the record, Krazy Karoline said “President Trump has made it clear he will not tolerate federal government employees leaking to the fake news media,” adding “This is common sense” if to assert that the news sourced from leaks is fake but people also need to be fired for it is just such simple wisdom that everyone should possess, so don’t overthink it.

“Government employees who spend their time leaking to the media instead of doing the job American taxpayers expect should be held accountable,” Karoline continued, as if realizing how fucking stupid her previous assertion was and corrected it with something more comprehensible.

You can tell why she might be a little frustrated after a handful of leak-based stories from this week:

💧 On Monday CNN reported that Trump was full of shit when he claimed that Qatar Force One was a gift from the scumbag royals there, and that it was his regime that actually approached them initially at Boeing’s suggestion, first asking to buy the luxury 747 off of them which then turned into the bribe that the fat fuck snapped at a reporter for asking about in the Oval Office this week.

💧 On Wednesday the New York Times reported that Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard’s top lieutenant, failed 2022 Washington congressional candidate Joe Kent, early last month wrote in an email “We need to do some rewriting… so this document is not used against the DNI or POTUS” to staff, “this” referring to the intel community assessment that concluded Venezuelan dictator Nicholas Maduro’s regime was “probably not” actually directing Tren de Aragua, undermining the Trump Regime’s bullshit claims that there’s an “invasion” underway. Tulsi then fired the intel officials who wrote the report after it leaked. But probably won’t do the same to Joe Kent, who was actually fucking stupid enough to put “We need to do some rewriting” in an email that was going to leak.

💧 On Friday CBS News reported that “Border Czar” Tom Homan’s personal security detail costs taxpayers $1 million a month. Freaking pussy-ass bitch who should just wear a vest and pack heat.

Pretty much all of these stories end up getting confirmed when reporters call to ask for comment before they run the story, making the whole polygraph thing – which leaked too – even dumber.