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Homeland Security offering only $10,000 reward for ICE escapees

“The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the FBI are offering a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the four criminal illegal aliens who escaped from Delaney Hall Detention Facility in New Jersey. The safety of Americans and the Newark community is the DHS’ top priority. ‘DHS has become aware of four detainees at the privately held Delaney Hall Detention Facility escaping. Additional law enforcement partners have been brought in to find these escapees and a BOLO has been disseminated,’ said a Senior DHS Official. ‘We encourage the public to call 911 or the ICE Tip Line: 866-DHS-2-ICE if they have information that may lead to the locating of these individuals. DHS and the FBI are offering a $10,000 reward for any information that leads to the arrest of these public safety threats,'” says cheap-ass Kristi Noem’s Department of Homeland Security in a press release. It doesn’t say $10,000 each, so it’s probably $2,500 if you get one.

“On June 12, four criminal illegal aliens breached security at Delaney Hall. Contrary to current reporting, there has been no widespread unrest at the Delaney Hall Detention facility. This privately held facility remains dedicated to providing high-quality services, including include around-the-clock access to medical care, in-person and virtual legal and family visitation, general and legal library access, translation services, dietician-approved meals, religious and specialty diets, recreational amenities, and opportunities to practice their religious beliefs,” the press release continued as if to say “Why would they ever want to escape? This place is GREAT, so much better these ‘Dangerous Criminal Illegal Aliens’ deserve! Such ungrateful little punk-ass bastards.”

The press release then lists the four escapees

Since Noem’s lackeys have never heard of something called a “grid” and there’s only so much this should be zoomed out before it becomes an abstraction, the fourth one says “Andres Pineda-Mogollon is an illegal alien from Colombia who overstayed a tourist visa and entered the US in 2023 under the Biden administration. On April 25, 2025, the New York City Police Department arrested Pineda for petit larceny. On May 21, 2025, the Union, New Jersey Police Department arrested Pineda for residential burglary, conspiracy residential burglary, and possession of burglary tools.”

Apologies if you’re having any trouble seeing the text in the screenshot, however you don’t need to look that closely to see that certain words are missing from the second one. Why they’re missing is self-evident. Don’t want to give it away though and basically already did by pointing to Señor Lopez.

The other part of this that’s interesting is that local cops arrested the first guy for “aggravated assault, attempt to cause bodily injury, terroristic threats, and possession of a weapon for unlawful purposes,” which all sound like felonies, the other three for property crimes that may or may not be felonies but serious misdemeanors and they were in a private facility run by an ICE contractor instead of a county jail where they probably would’ve had a harder time escaping from. Shouldn’t they be tried and if convicted they do time in prison or jail and then they get deported? Why are they being held pending deportation before they can be tried and punished for their crimes?

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