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Jessica Tarlov gets noticed

It was possibly this segment that got Trump angry enough to call Rasmussen polls “highly respected” in a Truth Social meltdown: “Why does Fox News allow failed TV personality Jessica Tarlov to ‘soil’ The Five? Her voice, her manner, and above all else, what she says, are a disgrace to television broadcasting. I’ve had the best poll numbers that I’ve ever had, and she is constantly saying the exact opposite. The just out highly respected Rasmussen Poll is at 56 percent, Insider Advantage 54 percent, and many others are at 56 percent to 68 percent! Sadly, the audience has to listen to her spew off that I am doing poorly in the polls, while I am beating the democrats by 15 percent+ points and, more importantly, I just won an election against two candidates, Sleepy Joe and Kamala, in a Landslide by winning all 7 Swing States, and the Popular Vote by millions, with records broken everywhere! In all fairness to Jesse and Greg, who are terrific, they don’t see all of these poll numbers and can’t, therefore come to my defense. But I can! Nobody can stand Tarlov!”

“She lies over and over again, and MAGA is complaining, BIG LEAGUE, that she’s all over Fox. Watch their ratings go down by keeping her on the show — nobody wants to listen to her. Why doesn’t she talk about the fact that I had ZERO illegal aliens come into our Country last month, whereas Sleepy Joe Biden allowed 62,000 people in, many from prisons, mental institutions, and gangs. People like Jessica Tarlov make MAGA absolutely hate Fox!” the fat bastard just kept going and going.

Ughhhh, what a fucking baby. Anyway, not really related but was saving this for a gag article…

…with the headline saying “National Zero rocked by false advertising scandal,” because the lame clickbait article linked from “YourChamilia.com” didn’t contain any bikini pics of Tarlov…

…or of Monica Lewinsky, Kat Timpf, Kaitlan Collins, or Caitlin Clark. Not bringing this up for any reason other than to admit to the absolute dogshit quality of most of the ads that get served here.

Also what the hell does “YourChamilia” mean anyway?

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