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Mike Johnson tells his party’s voters that he and Trump told Israelis not retaliate after Iran broke ceasefire and killed four people

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, who last year tweeted that the International Criminal Court “should stand down on this immediately. Israel has the right to defend itself from terrorist organizations seeking to destroy it. Note to the ICC: the real criminals are with Hamas and in Iran,” after Hague prosecutors obtained an arrest warrant for dictator Benjamin Netanyahu and then-Defense Minister Yoav Gallant, charging them with crimes against humanity, told Fox and Friends this morning that the IDF should not be bombing Iran to avenge Tehran breaking the ceasefire and killing for Israeli civilians in a missile attack, signaling to his party’s voters watching this stupid show that the Jewish state does not in fact have a right to defend itself.

Why? Because that would deprive convicted felon President Trump of the “win” he got by claiming credit for brokering the ceasefire that lasted something like 90 minutes until the missiles were fired. Donald maintaining the image that he achieved peace is more important than Israeli lives and sovereignty. For all the tens of thousands of innocent lives destroyed in during Netanyahu’s depravedly indifferent nearly two-year campaign against Gaza, Lebanon, and elsewhere, the red line is what the Orange Yahweh wants reality to be. That’s what Fox News viewers were told to think.

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