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Speaking to reporters prior to leaving for the NATO summit, convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday said he’s “not happy with Iran, but I’m really not happy with Israel,” for continuing to fire missiles at each other hours after the ceasefire Trump had congratulated himself on having reached on Monday night, per Axios’s Barak Ravid. “They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing” he added.

Trump predicted the ceasefire “will hold” but “I don’t like what Israel did… As soon as I get away from you, I’m going to try to stop it,” per CNN’s Alayna Treene. The ceasefire’s already been broken.

“ISRAEL. DO NOT DROP THOSE BOMBS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR PILOTS HOME, NOW! DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,” the fat bastard then posted.

“I think the ceasefire is unlimited. It’s going to go forever,” Trump told NBC News in a phone interview printed at 9:33 PM EDT on Monday. Asked whether the war was completely over, the degenerate slob said “Yes. I don’t believe they will ever be shooting at each other again.”

Here’s footage of the Orange Karen:

He sounds like an angry grandpa yelling at an Applebee’s hostess on his way out the door after leaving a $0.00 tip over his bacon cheeseburger being undercooked and the fries not salty enough.

“ISRAEL is not going to attack Iran. All planes will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly ‘Plane Wave’ to Iran. Nobody will be hurt, the Ceasefire is in effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter!” angry grandpa then posted on Truth Social from his helicopter.

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